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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:37

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So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Thanks to FIFA, Atlanta’s first-ever Club World Cup game was underwhelming - AJC.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No way
Summer Game Fest Viewership Jumps 89% to Record 50 Million Livestreams - Variety
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Liverpool FC parade crash injured rises to 109 - BBC
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India
No, not a chance
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Loons and Moons
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What happens when you get sick in a country with universal healthcare? What's the process like?
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Defense Department signs OpenAI for $200 million 'frontier AI' pilot project - theregister.com
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...